This made me very sad this morning. I barely have enough energy to be annoyed at Yahoo Personals for not answering my questions about what's going on over there.

Newly single UMA THURMAN is so desperate to get back on the dating scene she's considering joining a showbiz dating service. The statuesque KILL BILL beauty, who is twice-divorced and recently ended a two-year relationship with ANDRE BALAZS, insists it's hard for celebrities to find love because potential suitors are put off by their fame. But Thurman is convinced she's found the perfect remedy for showbiz singletons. She says, "Wouldn't it be funny if there were a celebrity online dating service for all the lost and lonely, socially inept, dysfunctional celebrities... who don't know how to meet anybody?" (Contact Music)

Somebody, right now, drop what you're doing and go build an uber-VIP dating site for celebrities. I expect it to be up and running one week from today. If you run a private label dating service, there is no excuse to free up a graphic designer and crank out celebpersonals.com. The domain name is available, go spend the six bucks and make it happen.

As an industry this is your big chance. This could be what swings public opinion back into your court.

The company that pulls off the first celebrity dating site will receive praise here and in the ongoing dating media tour I call my life. The media will love you.

I want Uma off the market in 3 weeks, tops. At least a date by then through the new service. Don't disappoint.

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